Letter to Bill Gates

Tara and I had a discussion today with a teacher about how frustrating computers can be. Personally, I never had serious trouble with a computer (because unlike Tara, I can fix things without bashing them off the wall), but I understand the frustration. It's 2010, and there is no cure for cancer. Oh, but we do have the HP Touchsmart. That's almost as good, right?

I think a touchscreen computer would be even more frustrating. Just like touchscreen phones, eventually something will go wrong. And I wouldn't like having to jab the computer screen with my finger repeatedly.

Anyway Bill, since you have too much money and haven't put it towards curing fatal diseases, how about donating it to me? I could use a new...everything.