Letter to polar bears

Somedays I wish I could have the life of a polar bear. Hanging out all day in the snow with polar friends seems like a pretty nice lifestyle. They aren't exactly graceful or cute animals. They actually seem kind of akward and mellow. Everytime I see a Coke commercial I always wonder what it would be like to have the life of a polar bear. What it would feel like to sip a Coke and slide down a snow bank with penguins. Sadly, I will never experience the thrill.