That is NOT true. My boys at PennDOT are doing an awesome job. I'm actually going to delete this blog and write a new one about the awesomeness of PennDOT. We (Jess and I) are throwing them a surprise party next weekendd out of appreciation for their hard work and dedication. We decided that since they did such a good job clearing the roads, we'll be hosting the party in the streets of Lewistown. Can you make it? RSVP ASAP.
P.S. Your heroic efforts will not be forgotten. Because THAT IS WHAT AMERICA IS ABOUT.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the only party I will ever attend will be for PennDOT. They do such a great job that it is about time they are recognized for their great work. Jess and you should be honored for what you're doing.
I hate my job 83% of the time (real statistic!) The Catcher in the Rye WAS my favorite book. I love red pens. I love short sentences about things that I love. I like (not love) to drive around and get lost because my GPS is never charged. I spend a lot of my time and money on Legos. I LIVE at Fred's apartment most of the time. I hate the Rocky movies, because Tara likes them. I actually like her mom better than her. Apparently I'm not going to college. It wasn't meant to be. I don't like writing about myself. I can't sit and do something for long periods of time. I don't like coming to school; I don't very often. I spend most of my paycheck on ridiculous things like Aqua Sand and walkie talkies. U2 is my favorite band ever, even though everybody I know hates them. I like drawing and coloring, just not for long periods of time. The walls of my bedroom are strung with purple Christmas lights. My dog Benny is better than yours. I hate country. Country music, country people, anything and everything involving country.
Let me tell you a story.
ReplyDeleteOn a cold winters night when the snow was coming down at a pace of 18 inches per hour, I was out on the roads picking up stranded drivers.
Why would I risk my life doing that you ask?
BECAUSE PENNDOT DIDN'T HAVE THE ROADS CLEARED
That is NOT true. My boys at PennDOT are doing an awesome job. I'm actually going to delete this blog and write a new one about the awesomeness of PennDOT. We (Jess and I) are throwing them a surprise party next weekendd out of appreciation for their hard work and dedication. We decided that since they did such a good job clearing the roads, we'll be hosting the party in the streets of Lewistown. Can you make it? RSVP ASAP.
ReplyDeleteP.S.
Your heroic efforts will not be forgotten. Because THAT IS WHAT AMERICA IS ABOUT.
I've said it before and I'll say it again: the only party I will ever attend will be for PennDOT. They do such a great job that it is about time they are recognized for their great work. Jess and you should be honored for what you're doing.
ReplyDeleteI'll bring the cake.
Well the cake just isn't going to bring itself, Tara.
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